You want to know what my new cabaret programme is about? I have to disappoint you. I can't tell you today what kind of act I'll be performing tomorrow. Maybe today I'll make fun of milk alternatives and tomorrow I'll be diagnosed with lactose intolerance. Maybe today I'll make fun of gender stereotyping and tomorrow I'll feel like a hydrangea in the body of an orchid. Maybe today I'll stick myself on the main road in public and tomorrow I'll go on a private cruise through the Mediterranean with my mum. But I should issue a trigger warning just in case. Because something in this programme is sure to hurt feelings. Be it my absurd observations from everyday life, rendered in my country-rustic style, or the one Italian aria that will remind you of your forceps birth.
You want to know what my new cabaret programme is about? I have to disappoint you. I can't tell you today what kind of act I'll be performing tomorrow. Maybe today I'll make fun of milk alternatives and tomorrow I'll be diagnosed with lactose intolerance. Maybe today I'll make fun of gender stereotyping and tomorrow I'll feel like a hydrangea in the body of an orchid. Maybe today I'll stick myself on the main road in public and tomorrow I'll go on a private cruise through the Mediterranean with my mum. But I should issue a trigger warning just in case. Because something in this programme is sure to hurt feelings. Be it my absurd observations from everyday life, rendered in my country-rustic style, or the one Italian aria that will remind you of your forceps birth.